Spam is getting more like free verse every day

Spamfilters keep getting harder to break, I guess, but this spam I received is ridiculous. Apparently, they are trying to sell me something called a Garment of Repulsion, pretty neat from the sound of it, but some whole other story about credit card debt comes barging in.

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others fell wounded to be trampled upon by those who pressed on from the
rear I'm as hungry as the horse is, and I want my milk. Rob maintained his
position in the front rank, but escaped all injury through the possession of
the Garment of Repulsion

Imagine if commercial snail mail or real live sales pitches went like this. "So you see, Stain-B-Gone is perfect to wipe away any spot." (pause) "May the armies of Snardor be victorious in their Great Battle against Nordach!"