Ugly rumor confirmed

It's George W. Cruise! Run for the hills!

When a public figure is asked about a persistent and horrible rumor, a thing so unspeakable that the very thought makes the public shudder, then that public figure cannot escape his responsibility, and must come clean. That is what we have witnessed today. We were not happy to have our dark suspicions confirmed, but at least the ugly truth is now out in the open.
Yes, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes did have a baby.
Oh yeah, and then there was that thingy with Bush and the secret prisons.

Posted by cronopio at 02:22 PM, September 08, 2006