Global warming solved!

I admire environmentalists for their exposure of corporate disregard for our precious natural resources.
I hate environmentalists for their propagandistic, unscientific "doomsday" tactics. Here's how they bite themselves in the ass.
One, thanks to the Greens, everybody except Exxon and Dubya knows that global warming is a serious man-made threat.
Two, environmentalists prophesize the imminent, cataclysmic depletion of the world's oil supply, which we can avoid by globally, like, mellowing out, man. more oil, no carbondioxide. No CO2.. no global warming.. This is perfect!
Excuse me as I enjoy summer while it lasts.

Posted by cronopio at 01:10 PM, July 26, 2006