Down with the Force

'I quit on you when you cleared outta Detroit with Willy the Pimp!'
This is internet as its best.
Ingredients:

• One copy of Star Wars - Episode IV: A New Hope, starring James Earl Jones as the Voice of Darth Vader
• DVDs of several other movies starring the same James Earl Jones
• Video and audio editing software
• A lot of time on your hands

Recipe: Mix 'n' mash.
You haven't laughed (or lived) until you've seen Darth Vader explain to a bemused Grand Moff Tarkin how he posed nude for a bronze sculpture in 1924, singing "Deep River".

The Vader Sessions