And the trains would run on time again

Captain Underpants to the rescue!
I think I found a solution for the crisis in Iraq.
Things in Iraq are bad. Sunnites killing Shiites, and vice versa. US forces getting bombed in the streets, retaliating by killing women and children. Badly trained Iraqi police.
Iraq needs a strong leader who will reunite the country, someone who, if not respected, is at least feared, and can deal with insurgents. One iron fist to rule them all. The best man for the job? Saddam Hussein. Sure, he may torture and kill people, but so do Americans. Saddam Hussein will bring law and order back to the country.