Matrix Least Dialogue Competition: Dozer

Having found out that Switch says sixty words in the entire "Matrix" movie, you'd think that nobody has less to say. Well, you'd be wrong. Here's everything Dozer says. (You don't remember good old Dozer? He was that one big black guy that Cypher blasted away with that awesome EMP weapon.)

"He still needs a lot of work."
"...The little one behind you is Mouse."
"No, another ship."
"Shit...squiddies sweeping in quick."
"Search...and destroy."
"It's a single celled protein combined with synthetic aminos, vitamins, and minerals. Everything the body needs."

42, count 'em, FORTY-TWO words. Poor Dozer.

Posted by cronopio at 01:14 PM, April 26, 2006