Web 2.0 Release Notes

Ahhh, so that's what Web 2.0 is!

How to upgrade
Shun sane people to whom the so-called "real world" matters. Instead, join the Web 2.0 circlejerk (read: "Install an RSS Reader").

What's New
Web 2.0 is user-driven. That means you make the content. In Web 1.0, professional "content authors" couldn't attract visitors for love nor money. Now we're letting 100 million amateurs at it.

Fixed
We dumped venture capitalists. True, we now have no money, but they were really putting us down.

Known issues
It's still just stuff in a browser.
It still doesn't make any money.
It's still more of a collective hobby than an industry.