Google Image Hotness Rank

Gossip columnists and the general public alike are obsessed with that ever-changing question. No, not 'What is the meaning of life?' or 'How are the rescue operations in Pakistan progressing?' but 'Who's hot and who's not?'
If this question is about women, I've found a quick and easy method of determining how hot a certain babe is. Here's the procedure:

  • Open a browser of your choice.
  • Go to and click Images above the search box.
  • Make sure that SafeSearch is turned off (you can turn it off in Preferences).
  • Enter the name of the alleged babe in the search box and hit Enter.
  • Scan the thumbnails displayed for a nude picture (either photoshopped or from a sinful past).
  • The number of this picture is this babe's Hotness Rank (e.g. if the first nude picture is the twelfth one, the Hotness Rank is 12).
Here are some babes and their hotness rank:
Cameron Diaz12
Salma Hayek3
Penelope Cruz1
Charlize Theron3

Posted by cronopio at 01:33 PM, October 18, 2005