Note to self #4123

While waiting to pick up your girlfriend from the airport, do not read Richard Clarke's "Against All Enemies", a book full of nefarious Muslim fundamentalists blowing up airplane after airplane. I tell ya, about 15 minutes after the plane had (allegedly) landed and she still hadn't appeared, I stopped reading, lest I'd start running in circles yelling "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!" at the top of my lungs.

Note: When reading the above, remember that I've just had my poetic license renewed.