Movie Tough Guy Quotes put in an Innocent Context

-You better watch your back, buddy!
-Well, you're developing this stoop. Go see a physiotherapist. Seriously.

-Maybe I should call a buddy of mine so he can rearrange your face!
-Who's that?
-His name is Hang Lo, he's this great plastic surgeon. He does all the stars. He can make you look, like, ten years younger. Shit you not, man.

-You chose the wrong guy to pick a fight with!
-How so?
-Well, my name is Davis. You must be thinking of Mr Henderson, down the hall.
-Don't mention it.

Posted by cronopio at 01:01 PM, June 13, 2005