Fifty Years of Crap Music
After watching what will surely turn out to be the most important European election this year, I have come up with a number of simple rules that all musical performers must adhere to.
- Do not sing out of key, or too loudly, or both.
- Do not wink at the camera.
- Do not shout "COME ON" or "EVERYBODY" between lines.
- Do not sweat profusely.
- And most important of all: do not, on any occasion, employ the Truck Driver's Gear Change.
Posted by cronopio at 12:51 PM, May 24, 2005