"His Q and his N look very alike"

In a surprise announcement, President George W. Bush has just declared that he will be attacking not Iraq, but its mortal foe and neighbor, Iran. He blames the confusion based on "Dick[ Cheney]'s sloppy handwriting." Bush has been suspected of dyslexia in the past.
"Of course I meant Iran!" he patiently explained. "After all, Iran is a fundamentalist country, Iraq isn't! Iran is much more likely to sponsor terrorism. What did you think I was, stupid or something?" He went on to explain that he was "sorry about the mix-up" but "still expects the Ayatollah to disarm within 48 hours."