Iconography 101

Icons were, supposedly, once intended to help users figure out what a button does, without having to display the text.
However, most computer operation only marginally lend themselves for visualization, resulting in cryptic icons such as these.

Icon	Meaning
	This is probably gonna take a while. Read a book or something.
	You're still using floppies? That is so last millennium!
	The guy who made this program was a commie.
	Hey you! Get down!
	Application made by an ok guy.
	Press this button to see your favorite help avatar.
	If you don't like this editor, buddy, there's always pen and paper.