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Dick and Lolita were having a discussion in the garden. 'So you're saying politicians suck? My, Dick, I'd expected something more original from you,' said Lolita, stroking her pussy cat, known fondly as Booty because of its bright, white paws. Dick looked at the horizon; though the sunset was golden, showers were predicted for tomorrow. 'Well,' Lolita said, 'You'd better come in. My face is red from the cold.' 'But I want to stay out,' whined Dick. 'Don't be a jerk. Off with you to the house', his girlfriend said, and they went inside. There, they engaged in sexual activities.