"Don't call me stupid!" -Otto

'I'm studying this difficult subject, and you know what I'm beginning to realize?'
'That I'm really not stupid; I actually understand everything.'
'Sheesh… I could have told you that. Of course you're not stupid. Not realizing you're intelligent, now that's a sign of stupidity.'
'Of course it isn't!'
'What do you mean?'
'Listen. You're saying only stupid people don't realize their own intelligence, right?'
'Right, exactly.'
'But if you're stupid, you don't have any intelligence to begin with. So what's to realize?'
'Er… hang on. Let me think about this. Ehm…'
'See? That's why you're stupid and I'm not.'

Posted by cronopio at 01:07 AM, February 10, 2003