Lord of the Rings - the Two Towers
 | You'd think it's hard to review a three-hour movie in 100 words. It's not. Two hobbits sit on top of a walking tree. Nothing happens to them. Two guys walk a lot, guided by a Gollum (the only interesting character). They get captured, then released. Three guys go to a castle and participate in a massive battle that lasts an hour. A wizard meets most of them and finally brings the decisive blow to the battle. The movie has the most amazing computer graphics ever, and lots of cameras swooping over massive landscapes. That's impressive, but not for THREE HOURS. |