On Her Majesty's Secret Service

coverNine Reasons Why "On Her Majesty's Secret Service" Is The Worst Bond Movie:
  1. Lazenby makes as good a 007 as Trent Lott would.
  2. Catchy title!
  3. Hints Bond is gay:
    • His alias is "Sir Hillary"
    • He wears a skirt (a kilt, but hey)
    • He overcompensates by having sex twice in rapid succession
  4. No gadgets. No cars. Just skis.
  5. Bad Girl: Ugly and middle-aged.
  6. Bad Guy: Telly Savalas. "Hey Blofeld, where's the lollypop?"
  7. Bond's married (for a few minutes)!
  8. Nothing happens until halfway into the movie.
  9. Set in exotic… Switzerland!

Posted by cronopio at 12:50 AM, January 09, 2003