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As I am writing this on a laptop, an international train is speeding me home. I’ve been completely isolated from any news, private or political, from the home front. Time for some scenarios.

• Radical leftists or rightists have staged a coup and taken over the country.
• I’ve won the New Year’s lottery and can afford to move to New York City.
• Internet has become permanently unavailable due to what will be known as the YuleHack, a successful DoS attack on the naming servers.
• A homeless guy has broken into my apartment and refuses to move out.