Miss Switzerland looked on horrified, maintaining her neutrality

Just when you think the news couldn't get any more bizarre, you read: "Miss World riots kill dozens." I know what this is really about (Nigerian muslims going berserk after a newspaper suggested the Prophet might have married some Miss World contestants), but it still conjured up images of a catfight run amok.
"Miss Columbia then produced a semiautomatic weapon and shot Miss Japan. Somehow, five other contestants, including Miss Finland and Miss Australia, had managed to sneak AK-47s into the pageant. One massacre later, the entire North American continent's gorgeous delegation bathed in a pool of their own blood."