Not Without a Search Warrant

Today, my girlfriend went to the supermarket to buy chocolate. Inside, she saw that there was a line a mile long, and decided to leave without buying anything. Squeezing past the cash register, she saw a guy in a tie where she expected a checkout girl, who said:
'Could you show me what's in your bag.'
'To see if you've taken anything from the store.'
'Well, you can –on one condition: that I can punch you in the balls if you can't find anything.'
'But… that's very insulting!'
'And a groundless accusation of theft isn't', my girlfriend said, leaving.

Posted by cronopio at 01:16 AM, November 01, 2002