Tie a Slightly Off-Mauve Ribbon Round the Old Oak Tree..

We had the red ribbon against AIDS. We had the blue ribbon for free speech online. No wonder, then, that someone invented The Ribbon-O-Matic to enable ordinary people to design their own color-coordinated ribbon for a cause of their choice. On the right, you can see what I feel is a worthy and noble goal. Down with Concerned Citizens I say, in whatever form or shape they may appear. Relax, Concerned Citizens. Things are not as bad as all that, and even if they are, there's no point worrying about it, or pretending you could have some real influence. Chill.