The Adverbial Adventures of Tom Swift
Ages ago, I found a collection of strange, humorous sentences on the web called Tom Swifties. Apparently inspired by a book character named Tom Swift, they follow this pattern:
"<Sentence>", said Tom <adverb>.
The joke is the indirect and often pun-related way in which the adverb refers back to the sentence. But let me show you:
- 'I'm telling you, I wrote another FOR loop here', Tom reiterated. [geek humor]
- 'Yes, it's true; they let me in', Tom admitted.
- 'My mom's German', Tom muttered.
- 'You think that's a hard life? Let me tell you, living in the same town all your life is not much fun either', said Tom unmoved.
- 'I can't believe it's -17 degrees!' said Tom nonplussed.
- 'The whole thing was a big joke', said Tom seriously.
- 'You should have gone to the front of the boat', said Tom sternly.
- 'I get sick every Wednesday', said Tom weakly.
- 'I'm moving to the Midwest', Tom stated plainly.
- 'Does this mean I'm acquitted?' asked Tom innocently.
- 'You're really religious?' asked Tom in disbelief.