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SCARED OF BEING TRACKED DOWN BY YOUR OLD SCHOOLMATES?


snowstone offers the PUPIL PROTECTION PROGRAM!!


The web is full of personal information that former schoolmates can use to hunt you down so they can force you to attend high school reunions. Think about it. Do you really want to spend an evening with the assholes of your teenage years, only to find out that they're part of the successful assholes of your adult life? And think of the reunion itself. The bad food. The pointless anecdotes. The music! The horror! The horror! Is there no escape?
Yes, there is!! Now, you can avoid the embarrassment of having to justify the huge mess you've made of your life to people whose names you probably don't even remember. The snowstone Pupil Protection Program (tm), or sPPP for short, effectively removes all your personal data from school records, internet databases and old address books.
Here's what other have had to say about sPPP (tm):
"Mysterious fire destroys school archive -- arson suspected" --The Milwaukee Daily
"Thanks to snowstone's Pupil Protection Program, my eyes are now safe from the sun's harmful UV rays! Thank you, snowstone!" --Jeff Adenauer, CEO, cheesegrateronline.com

Posted by cronopio at 11:41 PM, November 14, 2001 | Comments (0)