100 words - Movie Clichés and Cliché Dialogues

1) Bad Guy [after revealing ingenious Evil Plan]: “Well, what do you think?”
Hero: “I think you’re insane.”
[optional:] Bad Guy: “Maybe I am.”

2) When someone climbs a ladder in a comedy, there’s a 95% chance that they will fall down with the ladder.

3) When the hero visits the bad guy, he finds him at his desk, surrounded by heavies. The hero makes a very insulting remark to the bad guy. Stunned silence will follow. Then the bad guy will burst out laughing (his cronies joining in sheepishly) and say the words, “I like you, you’ve got balls!”

Posted by cronopio at 01:22 AM, March 30, 2002 | Comments (0)