| If the movie trailer contains the words... | It means that the movie... |
| "In a world where [insert criminal or terrorist problem], one man must fight to [insert lofty goal]" | ...contains lots of explosions, action and machismo. |
| "[violin crescendo] Yada-yada Pictures is proud to present...." | ...is an epic wannabe, aspiring to grab a handful of Oscars. |
| "This summer, [insert virtue or primal emotion] has a new name." | ...aspires to be the sci-fi or horror blockbuster of the year. |
| "A movie about love, life and other catastrophes." | ...is a romantic comedy. |
