More movie clichés

6) When two cops in a buddy movie meet by accident, the dialog is as follows:
'What the hell are you doing here?!'
'I could ask you the same question!'

7) Movie funerals take place on sunny days, in peaceful patches of forest. There is a 73% chance that someone watches the ceremony from a distance. The number of attendees is big enough to indicate the deceased was liked, but small enough to not get in the camera's way.
At a military funeral, a firing squad shoots a salute; the grieving widow jolts as the shot rings out.

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Posted by cronopio at 01:54 AM, August 05, 2002 | Comments (0)